The term is actually not new and was used negatively to describe old dust mites sitting at a bar hopping on any young man that sneezes on them but has recently resurfaced as the thing to be if you're a 'hot' 30 or 40 year old. Supposedly, a 'cougar' is a fierce, beautiful, sexy, confident, mentally, physically and financially stable mid 30 to 40 year old woman that's not really desperate to be married but really enjoys the company of a younger man. They like the idea of a 'boy toy.' They don't need your money and like Cindy Lauper once screamed into our radio's 'they just want to have fun.' If you're like me, then you probably think this idea of giving it a term that women are calling themselves is laughable.
Which brings me back to the lady at the bar who approached our friend. But she was so happy to use the term 'cougar' in a sentence that we all just fell out laughing. First of all, it appears that a real cougar is not going around announcing 'I'm a cougar! That's the whole point of them only dating younger men - DUH lady at the bar!
Did you ever think that the slinky black panther was a jaguar with skin disease?
When she has melanism, the polka dot — or is that polka-rosette — jaguar turns into a mean black panther.
To begin understanding the Cougar Phenomenon, we start by conducting a survey which was sent out to younger male members of our websites (Whats Your Price.com, Seeking and Seeking Millionaire.com) who have shown an affinity to or preference for dating older women.
The results may or may not surprise you: Over 89% of the younger men surveyed said they like Cougars because Cougars are more sexually experienced.
Cougars cannot roar like lions but they emit low-pitched hisses, grunts and purrs. They are also known for their screams although these screams are often misinterpreted as the calls of other animals — that’s part of what Google says. Their teeth are so sharp they enjoy biting your head, puncturing your skull and wreaking havoc on your brain, which, by the way, is what an older woman my age would like to do to any man of any age that she manages to get her paws on. Jaguars have rosettes and white fur on their chests lined randomly with black.
Maybe it’s the mountain screamer that led to the name cougar being used for older women with younger men. While cougars attack your spine, jaguars attack your head.
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Since he's a man that pays zero attention to these terms used on shows like 'Entertainment Tonight' and magazines such as Vogue or Marie Claire, with a curious face he tells me what she says.
For some of you readers who may not know what a 'cougar' is, its a term used to describe older women who date men at least 8 years or more their JUNIOR.
72% like dating Cougars because they probably don’t have to pay for the date.